My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
This is my gift to your gina
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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