You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
cat food counts as protein by the way
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
