but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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