I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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