Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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