in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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