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At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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