Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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