we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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