I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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