Sry I called you an 8
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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