Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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