Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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