Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Every concussion has its silver lining
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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