I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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