whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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