what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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