So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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