She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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