These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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