BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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