She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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