Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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