FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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