Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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