is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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