Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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