So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
dude. I can hear the air.
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