I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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