If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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