White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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