dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
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you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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