That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
