weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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