We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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