The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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