One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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