i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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