I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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