God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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