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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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