So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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