i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
