Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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