Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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