Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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