South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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