Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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