How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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