at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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