im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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