i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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