He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
soo... how was my night?
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