I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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