i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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