I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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