my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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