Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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