I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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